I'm the Library Lady

If you’re looking for good fiction,

Welcome to my jurisdiction

In the Dewey Decimal yard.

I can find the perfect story,

Humor (goofy), vampire (gory),

Novels (grand), adventure (glory)…

Let me see your library card.

No, there’s nothing more exciting

For someone who’s into writing

Than to fricassee a mind,

‘Cause a book is like an oven —

What it’s cookin’ is book lovin’.

Set the temperature, then shove in

Every brain cell you can find.